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My friend Melissa taught 4th grade a couple years ago, and had all her students write me a little note for my birthday! This was the best one.
From what I can gather, she must have told them I was born the day after Christmas, so I never really have a party for my birthday. On top of that, I was adopted. To a 4th-grader, my life apparently can't get any crappier.